Worst Christmas gift I ever got was ...

[ROXYBLUE]

A pair of used Bic ball point pens from a college friend. What made it really bad was, the other one was half-empty in ink! :x

[FlushedMX]

A pocket calculator that didn't have the "+" function.
Can you believe that?

[BenLopez]

Adda aya calculator nga awan ti "+" na? Hahaha!!!

Worst met nga gift ko ket "awan ti gift" :lol: Awan ti naawat ko isu nga "worst" :lol:

Pwera ang-angaw ti worst christmas gift nga naawart ko ket tay "palsi-it" :evil:

[gr8-one]

Tickle-Me Elmo!

[Anakin Skywalker]

Worst Christmas gift nga naawat ko? Meysa nga "sachet" ti Sunsilk!

[mrnoel]

naimbag pay ta adda naawat yo nga gift. ngem siak, AWAN. idi grade 6 nak. adda exchange gift idi. ay ket saandak nga rinegaloan. nagib-ibitak kunam. :lol: :oops:

[FlushedMX]

hahaha!!!!
Pudno man deyta kunam mrnoel.

Uray idi lementarya ak ket adda kaklasek nga kasta - babai.
Piman ta nagpintas sa diay inregalo na iti nabunot na, diay nakabunot kenkuana ket nalipatan na nga rinegaluan kunam pay ti sangit nan :oops:

[iNvALyd]

Saw this on an online article lately....

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The Ten Worst Christmas Gifts of 2002
Christmas is a major holiday that can have a major impact on your relationship.
The wrong gift can make for an unhappy new year.
B E W A R E !

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1__Premature Ejaculation Creams
2__Anti-Flatulence Pills
3__Nose Hair Clippers
4__Hair Loss Formulas
5__Penile "Enhancement" Products


Coal For Women
1__Diet Products
2__Breast Firming Cream
3__Electric Bikini Line Trimmers
4__Cellulite Products
5__Vaginal Moisturizers

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Women usually like emotional gifts that make them feel loved.
If you can imagine a gift being gentle there is a good chance a woman will like it.
Sensual gift assortments, Honey Dust powder, body chocolates, bath
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Men like gifts that are more visual or physical.
Gifts directly related to pleasure are best for men.
Back massagers, massage oils, and foot massage lotion are top sellers.
Men also enjoy games for lovers and sensual books such as the Kama Sutra.

[InabrawSaluyot]

Polka-dot briefs! Bwiset! :x

[juzzmeehh]

Pair of pom-poms...

I was not even a member of a cheerleading squad! :x

[FlushedMX]

Saw this on an online article lately....

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The Ten Worst Christmas Gifts of 2002
Christmas is a major holiday that can have a major impact on your relationship.
The wrong gift can make for an unhappy new year.
B E W A R E !

Coal For Men
1__Premature Ejaculation Creams
2__Anti-Flatulence Pills
3__Nose Hair Clippers
4__Hair Loss Formulas
5__Penile "Enhancement" Products


Coal For Women
1__Diet Products
2__Breast Firming Cream
3__Electric Bikini Line Trimmers
4__Cellulite Products
5__Vaginal Moisturizers

Sugarplums For Women
Women usually like emotional gifts that make them feel loved.
If you can imagine a gift being gentle there is a good chance a woman will like it.
Sensual gift assortments, Honey Dust powder, body chocolates, bath
salts, and body products are our most popular choices for women.

Sugarplums For Men
Men like gifts that are more visual or physical.
Gifts directly related to pleasure are best for men.
Back massagers, massage oils, and foot massage lotion are top sellers.
Men also enjoy games for lovers and sensual books such as the Kama Sutra.
OK!!!
This gave me an idea on what to get her this christmas...

[BenLopez]

naimbag pay ta adda naawat yo nga gift. ngem siak, AWAN. idi grade 6 nak. adda exchange gift idi. ay ket saandak nga rinegaloan. nagib-ibitak kunam. :lol: :oops:
Uray siak agsangitak la ketdi.
Unfair met ngamin ta expectarem la unay nga adda maawat mo ngem gayam awan met :cry:

[FlushedMX]

Adda aya calculator nga awan ti "+" na? Hahaha!!!

Worst met nga gift ko ket "awan ti gift" :lol: Awan ti naawat ko isu nga "worst" :lol:

Pwera ang-angaw ti worst christmas gift nga naawart ko ket tay "palsi-it" :evil:
Adda kunak ket, Ben.
Ginatang na kano idiay Quiapo kadagitay muslim idiay.
Inkami koma isubli ngem mabuteng kami metten :x

[Dixie]

Picture frame :x:

[Anakin Skywalker]

WHITE CHRISTMAS

Dear Diary,

Dec 14

Finally arrived in America for the first time.

News: about the possibility of a White Christmas!

Dec 15

Wife and I sat by the window all day watching the snowflakes gently drifting down, covering the trees and the ground. Like the Christmas card my sister sent me. Oh, how beautiful!!! (Nicer than the ash fall of Mt. Pinatubo!)

Dec 16

Awoke to a lovely blanket of crystal white snow covering the landscape. What a fantastic sight! I really enjoyed shoveling my sister?s driveway. It was really FUN!!! A snowplow accidentally covered up the driveway. He waved. He reminded me of Santa Claus. I waved back to this nice citizen and shoveled again... no problem.

Dec 17

Wow! 5 more inches of snow! The temperature dropped down to 5 degrees. The snowplow covered the driveway again with a compacted snow. I guess I?ll have to shovel again. It?s quite fun though. But it is really cold out!!! BRRRRRRR..........

Dec 18

The temp went up a little and the snow on the street turned into a slush mixed with dirt and became brownish-gray. Then at night, the temp went down again and became icy. A tree limb snapped and fell on my sister?s new car. WOW, HASTLE!!! More snow and ice predicted. Ag-shovel ak manen?!!! Ah leche, agsakit ti likod kon !!! Whew... I miss my houseboy so much!!!

Dec 19

Animal ketdi! Naglami-is!!!! The snow plow came by 2X today. First he covered the streets with ?sand?, then came back and pushed the snow and ice mixed with the dirty sand on the driveway again. Salbag! Siak to manen ti ag-shovel idiayen!! Leche!!!!!!!!!! Nagrigat gayam no inaldaw nga trabahuem!!! Idiay koma lang Laoag pinagsaw-sawak koman ti animal nga driver!!! LECHE!!!

Dec 20

Power went off due to the weather and cold. Agpanateng kamin (haan nga agnateng ti tarong a?). Used kerosene heater which tipped over. Sal-it!! Nauram diay kurimatmat ko. Bwuisit daytoy nga pagilian!!!

Dec 21

More snow predicted. Wind chill -7 degrees!!! Ag-li-leaken diay roof ni bayaw(ak)!! All the Plumbing pipes are frozen. Ay apo!! Awan pay katulongs! Kasla siak manen ti agtrabahon!!! Salbag ketdi ti kastoy!! Nagrigat ti awan maid na!! Agsubli lang ti animal nga snowplower sabatek ti pala ken karaykayenl!!!

Dec 22

Anak ti...., Naglami-is! Inuray ko diay snowplower dita ruar ngem di met immay ti animal Itatta ku-kumteren dagiti ramramay ko kada tak-takyag koAgbulsekak san apo!!

Dec 23

Limmami-is manen!!! Nagadu manen ti snow dita ruaren!!! SNOW!!!! Kuna na dita TV amangan nu agpatingga inga nat Abril ti winter season!!!

Anya?!! Diak Kayaten!!! Kukua yo laeng!!! Animal ketdi ti kastoy nga biag! Sal-it nga talaga!!!

Dakay laengen ditoy. Agawidak Ilocosen!!!

Sal-it ketdi nga pagilian daytoy!!! Buhu-buhu-buhu

Ti ammok kayat mo ti White Christmas? :lol: :lol: :lol: :hb:

[dynamiclinklibrary]

Who wants white christmas if we could have it the Ilocos Norte way?

[BIG]

5 cents.

anyway ... 10yrs old nak pay lang idi.

[BB-M]

5 cents 10 years ago?
That's equivalent to how much? P50?

Not bad, big :lol:

[FlushedMX]

WHITE CHRISTMAS

Dear Diary,

Dec 14

Finally arrived in America for the first time.

News: about the possibility of a White Christmas!

Dec 15

Wife and I sat by the window all day watching the snowflakes gently drifting down, covering the trees and the ground. Like the Christmas card my sister sent me. Oh, how beautiful!!! (Nicer than the ash fall of Mt. Pinatubo!)

Dec 16

Awoke to a lovely blanket of crystal white snow covering the landscape. What a fantastic sight! I really enjoyed shoveling my sister?s driveway. It was really FUN!!! A snowplow accidentally covered up the driveway. He waved. He reminded me of Santa Claus. I waved back to this nice citizen and shoveled again... no problem.

Dec 17

Wow! 5 more inches of snow! The temperature dropped down to 5 degrees. The snowplow covered the driveway again with a compacted snow. I guess I?ll have to shovel again. It?s quite fun though. But it is really cold out!!! BRRRRRRR..........

Dec 18

The temp went up a little and the snow on the street turned into a slush mixed with dirt and became brownish-gray. Then at night, the temp went down again and became icy. A tree limb snapped and fell on my sister?s new car. WOW, HASTLE!!! More snow and ice predicted. Ag-shovel ak manen?!!! Ah leche, agsakit ti likod kon !!! Whew... I miss my houseboy so much!!!

Dec 19

Animal ketdi! Naglami-is!!!! The snow plow came by 2X today. First he covered the streets with ?sand?, then came back and pushed the snow and ice mixed with the dirty sand on the driveway again. Salbag! Siak to manen ti ag-shovel idiayen!! Leche!!!!!!!!!! Nagrigat gayam no inaldaw nga trabahuem!!! Idiay koma lang Laoag pinagsaw-sawak koman ti animal nga driver!!! LECHE!!!

Dec 20

Power went off due to the weather and cold. Agpanateng kamin (haan nga agnateng ti tarong a?). Used kerosene heater which tipped over. Sal-it!! Nauram diay kurimatmat ko. Bwuisit daytoy nga pagilian!!!

Dec 21

More snow predicted. Wind chill -7 degrees!!! Ag-li-leaken diay roof ni bayaw(ak)!! All the Plumbing pipes are frozen. Ay apo!! Awan pay katulongs! Kasla siak manen ti agtrabahon!!! Salbag ketdi ti kastoy!! Nagrigat ti awan maid na!! Agsubli lang ti animal nga snowplower sabatek ti pala ken karaykayenl!!!

Dec 22

Anak ti...., Naglami-is! Inuray ko diay snowplower dita ruar ngem di met immay ti animal Itatta ku-kumteren dagiti ramramay ko kada tak-takyag koAgbulsekak san apo!!

Dec 23

Limmami-is manen!!! Nagadu manen ti snow dita ruaren!!! SNOW!!!! Kuna na dita TV amangan nu agpatingga inga nat Abril ti winter season!!!

Anya?!! Diak Kayaten!!! Kukua yo laeng!!! Animal ketdi ti kastoy nga biag! Sal-it nga talaga!!!

Dakay laengen ditoy. Agawidak Ilocosen!!!

Sal-it ketdi nga pagilian daytoy!!! Buhu-buhu-buhu

Ti ammok kayat mo ti White Christmas? :lol: :lol: :lol: :hb:
'Nia Anakin, adda ka ditoy Pilipinasen wenno agpal-pala ka pay lang ti snow dita ayan mo?

[BenLopez]

Apay ta no awan kenka ti maysa nga banag ket isu ti ar-arapaapem?
I'm dreaming of a white christmas... :lol:

[FlushedMX]

Apay ta no awan kenka ti maysa nga banag ket isu ti ar-arapaapem?
I'm dreaming of a white christmas... :lol:Siyempre a :lol:
Sapulem ngarud tay adda? Sika met...

[sadiri]

Worst nga naawat ko nga gift idi ubingak pay ket daytay relos nga pasurot ti maysa nga kankanen :lol:

[Ayyong]

Awan ti malagip ko. Awan sa ti nag-regregalo kanyak idi ubingak. Malagip ko ketdi ket agmol-mol kami iti kendi nga kasla daytay sarukod. Mugmogak didiay. Hehehe.

[BB-M]

Chinese Checkers, idi rabi-i.
Diak met ammo ti agayayam iti daytoy. :x: