YAIJ - Yet Another INOL Jeopardy

[gr8-one]

Okay, so I suck!
I think another Inoler started a thread similar to this. But in a way, YAIJ is different because it has a twist of jeopardy :)
It's easy, I'll start with an ANSWER and you respond in the form of a question - like this:


Bong Bong Marcos

[gr8-one]

Who is an Ilocano governor who doesn't speak Iluko/Ilokano?

> A popular uprising that put the first woman president of the Phil. in power.

[gr8-one]

What is People Power?

> Microsoft

[gr8-one]

Who owns your soul? :wink:

> Roger Fai?as

[E-Heads]

Who is the Laoag ex-Mayor who has a penchant for big, gas-guzzling imported, luxury vehicles and alledgedly employ the services of city employees for his personal use?

> Rudy Fari?as

[Unai]

Who is former Ilocos Norte governor and Congressman?

> B1

[E-Heads]

Who is the Laoag ex-Mayor who has a penchant for big, gas-guzzling imported, luxury vehicles and alledgedly employ the services of city employees for his personal use?

> Rudy Fari?as

(I was looking for this answer)
Who beats his wife? or Who is a wife batterer?

(now, let's continue where we stopped - sorry for interruping, Unai) :)

> B1

[BenLopez]

What is an alpha-numeric monicker of a place even a 13-year old ilocano who have never been there knows what it is?

> PhP 3 Million

[zachzech]

How much money does one hopes to earn next year?

errrr...hehehhehe....because that is my answer

> FPJ

[BB-M]

Who is Da King that never led a nation?

> Bright

[gr8-one]

What is a car headlight turned up in the "HI" position?

> Tantra

[Anakin Skywalker]

What is a word even the smartest Harvardian doesn't understand and never heard about?

> Deja Vu

[FlushedMX]

What is old age?

> Merry Christmas

[Mercy]

What is the most overlooked and abused combination of words during the holidays and often said without due regard to its meaning?

> 1 dozen red roses

[BB-M]

How do you break up with a woman you only knew for 24 hours and flatter her at the same time?

> The Internet

[Greggy]

What is the greatest invention?

> Yatsang!!!

[E-Heads]

What is a Japanese turned Fil. Celebrity?

> Canyon Bamboo

[BenLopez]

What is Baro nga Tawen?

> 316

[Anakin Skywalker]

What is a number of biblical proportions?

> Bari-bari

[zachzech]

What do you say before - ti matamaan durgi?-?


Muno

[CLONED]

What is intellectually-challenged?

TV

[zachzech]

what shapes our future?


i-chat

[BB-M]

Where do Phedophiles hang out?

> GOD

[Greggy]

Who do you turn to when you're down but forget when everything's fine?

> Jollibee

[BB-M]

What's the only fast food chain that McDo can't beat?

> Bukros

[dynamiclinklibrary]

Who's lousy yet good singer?

> Pentium

[gr8-one]

What are you upgrading for?

> Longhorn

[FlushedMX]

Who's lousy yet good singer?

> Pentium

What's not worth upgrading for? :lol: :hb:

{sorry gr8}

> Longhorn

[juVans]

Dictionary says, "Any of a breed of cattle with long horns, formerly bred in great numbers in the southwest United States."

while

Microsoft says, "A modified version or next version of Windows XP."

What IS IT?




j u V a n s

[Anakin Skywalker]

> Longhorn
What is the next OS that will crash your PC?
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j u V a n s
Who's your Daddy? or...
Who's the top poster of all time?


> TFC

[BB-M]

What exposes the Phil's. lousy, backward, showbiz industry to the world (basta agbuya ak, sala wenno kanta :cry: )?

> TFC Direct

[Anakin Skywalker]

What exposes the Phil's. lousy, backward, showbiz industry to the world - DIRECTLY?

> Adrenalin is pumping!!!

[Greggy]

What is the (NFL) Playoffs?

> (Phil.) Showbiz

[zachzech]

What is Philippine politics?


Gloria Arroyo

[BB-M]

Who believes she is an Ilocana (at least during political campaign sorties in Ilocandia)?

> Some Balikbayans

[gr8-one]

Who miss Ilocos so much?

> Other Balikbayans

[FlushedMX]

Who are KANDIDATA(s) in town Fiestas? :)

> Some other balikbayans

[BenLopez]

Who are rich people? :)

Still, some other balikbayans

[zachzech]

Who are those who goes back home seemingly rich, throws party for the whole barangay but goes back abroad with nothing in their pockets but a large loan to pay?


still some other balikbayans

[BB-M]

Who goes back home just to eat Pinapaitan, ipon and bukto.

(can't get enough of balikbayans, huh?)
> some more balikbayans

[connoiseur]

Who are most vulnerable to monetary solicitations from schools and barangays? :)

enough of those balikbayans hehehe
Susan Roces

[FlushedMX]

Who is the next opposition presidential candidate?

Ilocos Norte

[BB-M]

Where do we come from?

Libingan ng mga Bayani

[Anakin Skywalker]

What's a certain place?

CNN

[gr8-one]

What do you call a neighbor who is "tsismosa"

Eraserheads

[BenLopez]

Who is Ben's favorite band?

>> Your crush in high school

[Wrath-of-Khan]

Who was your science teacher?

> Your GF

[CLONED]

Who is Miss Laoag City? :)

> Deluxe

[zachzech]

What Farinas bus has a CR and gives free snacks (funchum nga lang hehehe)?


BABAE

[FlushedMX]

Who's behind every man's downfall? :)

> LALAKE

[Senna-ay]

Who's behind every woman's failure?

Blockbuster

[Lam-Ang]

What's Titanic

Ai-Ai

[BB-M]

Who has big ?????!!!

TUTUBAN

[Mercy]

Where do balikbayans buy brand name clothes before heading back abroad?

> PAL

[BB-M]

Which airline is sure to have delays in almost flight?

> FRIEND

[FlushedMX]

What is a condom? :lol:

TRUE FRIEND

[BB-M]

What is a condom? :lol:

TRUE FRIEND

Hahaha, if condom is a friend, I can't wait to hear what's a true friend... :wink:

[CLONED]

What's a VIBRATOR? :)

> Enemy

[RainMan]

Who makes your life miserable?

> Karaoke

[zachzech]

what is the japanese noble peace prize (correct me if im wrong) winner that revolutionize the world of entertainment and gimmick?

billiards

[Unai]

What is the reason why I almost got kicked out of school?

tong-its

[gr8-one]

What Card game is played by 90% of Ilocano adults according to a survey that never happened? :wink:

> 6-Pack

[BB-M]

What do you buy at 7-11 on the way home from work?

> INEC

[Anakin Skywalker]

Who's c-h-o-k-i-n-g you?

> Imac

[FlushedMX]

What is APPLE can be made out of?

> Chinese New Year

[Anakin Skywalker]

Which New Year starts on the 2nd month of the year?
(kasdiay kadi itay?)

Imee Marcos

[FlushedMX]

Who is the Philis. up and coming president? :lol: :hb:

> Imelda Marcos

[gr8-one]

Who inspired the word, IMELDIFIC?

> Plasma TV

[BB-M]

We still playing????

Plasma TV - What's an idiot box disguised as a picture frame?

> Life Insurance

[FlushedMX]

What I don't have because I still need to get a life?

Juicy Fruit

[gr8-one]

What do you call "times like these"? :lol:

> 501

[FlushedMX]

What comes after 500? :)

>Button-Fly

[Kilroy]

What is Levi's 501?

Hello Garci

[BB-M]

What is GMA's Waterloo?

>>> iMac

[juVans]

In english it is known as HAND, and in tagalog it is called KAMAY. What is the ilocano equivalent of that word?


I'm Sorry...










wrong numper pala!

[Kilroy]

In english it is known as HAND, and in tagalog it is called KAMAY. What is the ilocano equivalent of that word?


I'm Sorry...










wrong numper pala!
What do say to your EX after "incidentally" dialing his/her number?

>Suze

[juVans]

Other than St. Peter, who else has the key to expose the dirty secrets of the administration?





Game KNB?

[BB-M]

What best describes Kris Aquino? (game sa talaga isuna)




> Antichrist

[Alb3rt]

Who is the son of Dr. Phil and Oprah?


Wazup, wazupp!

[Kilroy]

What news program stinks?

Pinoy Big Brother

[juVans]

What is your favorite reality tv show?




Quickie

[Kilroy]

What do you do when your gf is not in the mood? :hb:


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