Geevum' da kine... Pidgin tok!

[TCardona]

Did I just hear you ask, "What the heck is that?" ?

Brah! Dat's haw we tok hir in Hawai'i!
You ask ma braddah o' ask ma' sistah, she will say same kine brah! Even ma madah o' ma fadah, sem kine they will tel you!

So just "geeevuumm!" You no like?

Le'mme geevum to you, then. Here goes:


Dere waz one ol Tutu
Stay living in one slippah
She get choke kids
Planny braddahs one sistah
She geev um lau lau
But no mo da poi
Den broke dere okoles
And sent dem moi moi

:lol: :lol:

[gr8-one]

Tusi, where you stay?
Bin calling yo' hows brah, but you momma say you no stay! :bang: :x

[FlushedMX]

Kasta gayam ti Hawaiian language?

[TCardona]

Haan nga Hawaiian language deta Flushed, "pidgin" nga kunada.
Maawatam pay aya nu Hawaiian? :)
Kastoy man ti pidgin dagiti Pinoy ditoy Hawai'i, ney :lol:

Por Ehemplo, basaem ta sumaruno nga post ko :mrgreen:

[TCardona]

FILIPINO SPAGHETTI

(Read out loud and pronouce in a Fliipino/Ilocano accent)

RECIPE POR PILIPINO ISPAGITI

Ip you like to mik Pilipino ispagiti, you jus dipros dee grounbip, a. Andin you pillow de diriksyon in dee kwan. Dee kwan, you know wat I'm reperring too. Dee diriksyon on dee ispagiti plastik and deesauce mix.

Instid ob eating wid dee pork, you eat wid your han.

Aym dat is how we eat in da Pilipeens. Ip der is lipober, you put it in di prigideer. Andin tomoorrro, you eat it por brikpas. Ip der is still somor, you jusbalon it por work. You can also eat di ispagiti wid rice.

Dat is Pilipino ispagiti. Andin ip der is still somor, ay do not tro dat away. You jus gib it to deedogs or deecats outside, a. Dat is becos ispagiti is por long lipe. I don't like to see it weested. Isu nga kakailyans, you itry dis ricipi.

:hb: :hb: :hb: :hb: :hb:

[sadiri]

:hb: :hb: :hb: :hb: :hb: :hb: :hb: :hb:
Ayos ta inglis yo dita a! Hehehe!

[sadiri]

Ngem diak maawatan diay umuna, poem dayta wenno ania.
Dayta Der was on ol Tutu.... kunana.

[Alistair]

Dere waz one ol Tutu
Stay living in one slippah
She get choke kids
Planny braddahs one sistah
She geev um lau lau
But no mo da poi
Den broke dere okoles
And sent dem moi moi

:lol: :lol:

Translate this for me, please? :lol:

[Alistair]

I mean translate it into "legible" english :) :lo:

Thanks again.

[gr8-one]

Oke, try wait! Lem'me try now!

Dere waz one ol Tutu
> There was one old woman (or old man)

Stay living in one slippah
> Wo lived in a Slipper(?) (or shoe)

She get choke kids
> She had a lot of kids(?)

Planny braddahs one sistah
> There were many boys and a girl

She geev um lau lau
> She gave them food(?) - lau lau is a Hawaiian food

But no mo da poi
> But there was no poi - poi is another Hawaiian delicacy which looks like padarusdos in Ilocos

Den broke dere okoles
> Until their anus gave up and broke(?) - "okole" is your kimmot. Anyone can translate this in a better way? :)

And sent dem moi moi
> And then they fell asleep

'List I trayd, ok? You? Can do dat? You no can, a?

:hb: :hug:

[ROXYBLUE]

Funny!!!! :lol: :lol:

[gemi]

Naulawak a! Nangalam dayta?

[Unai]

Hehe, makaulaw met gayam ti sao yo dita Hawaii. Okole = kimmot? Ti ammok ket okol-okol. Joke joke joke...

[TCardona]

Naulawak a! Nangalam dayta?

Gemi, kasta ti sao mi nga Ilokano ditoy Hawaii nu agsasarita kami :lol:
Makaulaw nga kunam :lol: :) :lol:

[TCardona]

This is how our Driver's License Application form here in the Island of Aloha. Should you ever apply a driver's license here, now is the time to practice :lol: Found this at extremhawaii.com.

Enjoy!


HAWAIIAN DRIVERS LICENSE APPLICATION
(pidgin kind style)

Please try to complete dis as best as you can.

Last name:________________________________________ [if your last Name no fit, continue on da other side of da page.]

First name:
[ ] Junior
[ ] Junior Boy
[ ] J.B. (short for Jr. Boy)
[ ] Honey Girl
[ ] Tita
[ ] Sistah
[ ] Braddah
[ ] Sistah-Girl

Sex: [ ]M [ ]F [ ]Mahu [ ]None

Slippah size____ Left ____ Right

Weight:
[ ]Shmall kind
[ ] Mejum
[ ] Shmall kind big
[ ] Momona

Eyes:
[ ] Blind as one bat
[ ] Bad, but not dat bad
[ ] She go!
[ ] Black and Blue

Occupation:
[ ] Construction workah
[ ] Sanitation Engineer
[ ] Surfah
[ ] Lei greeter
[ ] Waitress
[ ] Stripper
[ ] Un-employed
[ ] Bishop Estate Trustee

Spouse's Name: ______________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
Lover's Name: _______________________________
2nd Lover's Name: ___________________________

Nationality:
[ ] Hawaiian
[ ] Popolo
[ ] Japanee
[ ] Filipino
[ ] Haole
[ ] Portagee if yes; explain why:
[ ] Pake if yes; explain why:
[ ] All da above

Numbah of children living in household: ____________

Numbah of children living in your household das not yours: _____

Numbah of children thats buming off of you das over 23 years old: _______

Mother's Name:______________________(Relation__________)
Father's Name:_______________________(Relation__________)

Edumacation: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

What year you wen grad: ____ (if unsure, try guess)

If you obtained one higher edumacation what was your major?
[ ]5th grade [ ] 6th grade

Cawheelas you own and where dey stay:
___ Total number of cawheelas you own
___ Numbah of cawheelas that still crank ovah
___Numbah of cawheelas wit rust
___ Numbah of cawheelas no mo rust
___ Numbah of cawheelas on cement blocks
___ Numba of cawheelas stay held together with duct tape.

Age you started fo drive ______ (If over 10 slow learner ?)
[ ] Yes[ ] No

Do you have a surf rack? [ ] Yes [ ] No;
If no, please explain:

Color of teeth:[ ] Yellow [ ] Brownish-Yellow[ ] Brown [ ] Black [ ] N/A

How far is your home from a paved road?
[ ] 1 miles
[ ] 2 miles
[ ] don't know

Distance between you and da beach? ______

Do you live on beach front property but you don't own a house or the land? Please explain:

How many times have you gotten away with a DUI this year because you were related to da policeman? ____

How much beer do you drink a day? [ ] 6 pack [ ] 12 pack [ ] 18 pack [ ]case

How do you know that you had too much to drink?
[ ] You fall out of da car when da policeman opens da ca door.
[ ] Da keg is empty.
[ ] You Haole but your eyes look like de from one Japanee.
[ ] When you piss, da bugga smell like Budweiser.
[ ] All of the above.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Maharlika]

Grabe met nga slang dagitan?
Number = numbah
Worker = workah

What's cawheelas?
Talaga nga makaulaw!!

[gr8-one]

cawheelas = Cars(?)
:lol:

[gemi]

To TCardona:
I don't have any idea that you talk like that in Hawaii. I have some friends there too and they don't talk to me that way. Maybe because they're not from Piddig.

[TCardona]

To TCardona:
I don't have any idea that you talk like that in Hawaii. I have some friends there too and they don't talk to me that way. Maybe because they're not from Piddig.
Well, not all of us :)
Look's ugly when you read it but you'll have a lot of fun if you hear us talk :) :)

[gemi]

You're right. I think it's funny. And the great thing is that, I learned it here and you're the teacher. I gotta try it with my friends and see how it goes...

[gr8-one]

gemi, you can listen to how we talk by visiting this site: Extreme Hawaii (http://www.extreme-hawaii.com/pidgin/vocab/)
Make sure you turn on your volume :lol:

[gemi]

Thanks a lot gr8-one. I'll do that.

[TCardona]

gemi, haan mo nga tul-tuladen diay panagsao mi wen? :) Baka katawaan da ka dagita kaarrubam nga puraw :lol:

[gemi]

You know what? I'd been asking my friends here, puraw, nangisit, russian, portugese, hispanic, filipino, etc. but they're not familiar with pidgin. They told me that it's the first time they've heard about it. Anyway, they are also interested and I would like to ask what is the website. I've searched extreme hawaii but the page is all about Florida. Could you give me the exact website address please? Thank you.

[Anakin Skywalker]

gemi:
The topmost post on this page - greatone's post - where it says Extreme Hawaii, you click on it and it takes you the site. I just came from there.
But here's the URL:

http://www.extreme-hawaii.com/pidgin/vocab/

[Windoc]

Pati accent na ket sabali.
Ala wen, naimbag met ta inkam naamuan nu kasano met ti kukuen yo dita braddahs kada sistahs.

Ngem nu agaw-awid met dagitay am-ammok ket haan ko met madmadlaw nga kasta iti panagsao da?

Ti ketdi madlaw ko kadakuada a ket adda mai-baet-baet nga "ya!" idiay sarita da. Aglalo nu wen koma iti sungbat diay saludsod wenno umanamong da kadidiay ibagak/m. :lol:

[TCardona]

Talaga nga kasta ditoy ngamin.
Kasla ya! ti ilocano ti wen :lol:

[Maharlika]

Haan mo unay nga sawen iti ya! nu agbaksyon ka ta amangan no "yayariin ka nila"

:hb:

[TCardona]

Haan mo unay nga sawen iti ya! nu agbaksyon ka ta amangan no "yayariin ka nila"

:hb:
May I revive this topic :lol:

Yayariin nila ako? Saan kadi a ket adu pay ti utang ko nga diak pay nabayadan? :lol:

[gr8-one]

hi Tusi, apay aya nga ta utang mo ngamin ti pampanunutem? Nu agbakasyon ka, agpainom ka ngamin ken pumarti pay tay kalding tapno haan da ka nga "yayariin" :lol:

[FlushedMX]

Ay!!!!
Abus ta ni di kayo agpaala (nu agbalikbayan kayo) iti inumen kada pulotan a ket kagura da kayo. Dolyaran pay kuna da kenka? Hehehe.

[marites]

ya okey, fine whatever talaga, yo! todo na to yo! so how di yo?! :roll:

[BB-M]

howdi, maritess? :lol:
Husto ka dita Flushed!

[Anakin Skywalker]

Kasla kano agsusun nga bukto manipud idiay surong valley dagiti umay makinom ket nu adda sumangpet nga balikbayan? :lol:

[marites]

howdi, maritess? :lol:
Husto ka dita Flushed!

:lol: oh ya, i'm ok & fine thank u. :P

[TCardona]

Kasla kano agsusun nga bukto manipud idiay surong valley dagiti umay makinom ket nu adda sumangpet nga balikbayan? :lol:
hahaha, sika met. umay daka met iliwen a siyempre nabayag da ka nga di nakita. nu siak kayat ko nu adu ti umay bumisita ta kaipapanan na nga "they care for you" :lol:
haan kadi?

[FlushedMX]

Kasla kano agsusun nga bukto manipud idiay surong valley dagiti umay makinom ket nu adda sumangpet nga balikbayan? :lol:
hahaha, sika met. umay daka met iliwen a siyempre nabayag da ka nga di nakita. nu siak kayat ko nu adu ti umay bumisita ta kaipapanan na nga "they care for you" :lol:
haan kadi?
husto ka! :lol:

[Myrna]

Kasla kano agsusun nga bukto manipud idiay surong valley dagiti umay makinom ket nu adda sumangpet nga balikbayan? :lol:
hahaha, sika met. umay daka met iliwen a siyempre nabayag da ka nga di nakita. nu siak kayat ko nu adu ti umay bumisita ta kaipapanan na nga "they care for you" :lol:
haan kadi?
husto ka! :lol:ur all ryt...
they do care 4 us that's why they come and makisarabo...lol
that P-talk sound hilarious!......hope 2 learn ur special dailect... my hubby and I are hoping to transfer at Hickam Air Force Base soon....so.. if ever I visit some of our kabayans and my kabagians ...... di dak mailako kabsat...

[TCardona]

Ala, umay kayo ngarud Myrna ta ag-pidgin kayto met :)

[Myrna]

Ala, umay kayo ngarud Myrna ta ag-pidgin kayto met :)ay wen kabsat...tay lilok ngarud dita Hawaii ket you want biya(am not sure if thats how u spell it) kunana... di mi met maawatn... beer met la gayam ti kunana...lol

[gr8-one]

ur all ryt...
they do care 4 us that's why they come and makisarabo...lol
that P-talk sound hilarious!......hope 2 learn ur special dailect... my hubby and I are hoping to transfer at Hickam Air Force Base soon....so.. if ever I visit some of our kabayans and my kabagians ...... di dak mailako kabsat...
Dayta met ti pagmayatan ti adda iti military ta adu ti mapasyar na anya Myrna? How often do you get transferred (/or relocated)?

Wen gayam, intunno adda kayo ditoy Oahu ket agpakuyogak to man nga mapan dita Navy exchange wenno commissary ta innak tu man gumatang tay elliptical trainer ko. Nalaklaka kanu ket hehehe :) :lol:
joke lang :lol:

[Myrna]

ur all ryt...
they do care 4 us that's why they come and makisarabo...lol
that P-talk sound hilarious!......hope 2 learn ur special dailect... my hubby and I are hoping to transfer at Hickam Air Force Base soon....so.. if ever I visit some of our kabayans and my kabagians ...... di dak mailako kabsat...
Dayta met ti pagmayatan ti adda iti military ta adu ti mapasyar na anya Myrna? How often do you get transferred (/or relocated)?

Wen gayam, intunno adda kayo ditoy Oahu ket agpakuyogak to man nga mapan dita Navy exchange wenno commissary ta innak tu man gumatang tay elliptical trainer ko. Nalaklaka kanu ket hehehe :) :lol:
joke lang :lol:ay apo kabsat.. kada uppat nga tawen...isu ti rigat na, ngem nasayaat met ta makapanka iti sabsabali nga lugar ..ti pagmayatanna ket libre ti balay, electricity, water..ti la telepon ti bayadan...ala no maka umay kami dita.. ket agun uni kanto latta ta umay kanto agshopping ditoy base...nalaka ti magatang ken awan ti tax na...lol

[Dixie]

Myrna, nu agpa-garage sale kanto ket ipakaammom to ditopy a ta umayak to man biit? :)

[juVans]

ag-ARMY ak koma idi 2001 ngem gapu ta bigla met nga indungpar ni Osama tay eroplano idta NY ket kapilitan nga ngback-out nak ta baka malpas ti training ko ket ipatulod dak a sigida idiay AFGHANISTAN.

talaga kayatak ti agjoin basta isubli da tay base diay Subic ta kaykayat ko nga pakadestinuan idiay.
sa maysa ket CITY OF ANGELS met dita Pampanga. ha ha ha ha

[gr8-one]

ay apo kabsat.. kada uppat nga tawen...isu ti rigat na, ngem nasayaat met ta makapanka iti sabsabali nga lugar ..ti pagmayatanna ket libre ti balay, electricity, water..ti la telepon ti bayadan...ala no maka umay kami dita.. ket agun uni kanto latta ta umay kanto agshopping ditoy base...nalaka ti magatang ken awan ti tax na...lol
Adda pay discount da kadagiti dadduma nga Hotels kunam.
Mayat ti military ta adu ti prebilihiyo da.
Apay mapilim kad ti paka-idestnoam, juVans?

Dixie, asideg ka kadi kenni Myrna?

[los_ilocanoz]

:lol: :lol: :lol: