Life Is Never Fair...

[Onimusha]

MONEY

It can buy a House................But not a Home

It can buy a Bed....................But not Sleep

It can buy a Clock.................But not Time

It can buy you a Book...........But not knowledge

It can buy you a Position......But not Respect

It can buy you Medicine.......But not Health

It can buy you Blood.............But not Life

It can buy you Sex................But not Love

So you see money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because...........

As your Mayor, Governor, President, I want to take away your pain and suffering..............

So send me all your money..........

And I will suffer for you.......

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Ngem apay ngarud, ited tayo la ngaruden ti kuarta tayo kadagita politiko tayo, datayon to pay laeng ti ag-sagaba?

CASH ONLY PLEASE! sa dan to pay la kuna!!!

Isu nga tay kunadan: Life is never fair! Life Sucks! And it Stinks!

:twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil:

[CLONED]

Hehehe....

Dika ngarud agsagaba ket inted mo met tay kuartam nga kakaisunan?

[Onimusha]

Haan ko nga inted, kinurakot da ketdi.

[Roldan]

MONEY

It can buy a House................But not a Home

It can buy a Bed....................But not Sleep

It can buy a Clock.................But not Time

It can buy you a Book...........But not knowledge

It can buy you a Position......But not Respect

It can buy you Medicine.......But not Health

It can buy you Blood.............But not Life

It can buy you Sex................But not Love

So you see money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because...........

As your Mayor, Governor, President, I want to take away your pain and suffering..............

So send me all your money..........

And I will suffer for you.......

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Ngem apay ngarud, ited tayo la ngaruden ti kuarta tayo kadagita politiko tayo, datayon to pay laeng ti ag-sagaba?

CASH ONLY PLEASE! sa dan to pay la kuna!!!

Isu nga tay kunadan: Life is never fair! Life Sucks! And it Stinks!

:twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil:

As I was reading this, I thought it's one of those inspirational ones again...
Until I got the to end of the post...
:lol: :lol:

[TCardona]

I think its still inspirational - yet .... SATIRICAL(?)

[Greggy]

Your're right, Life is never fair.

Ever wondered why...
- you are always on the wrong lane?
- you always get the junk ones?
- you always wake up on the wrong side of bed? and that;

- ALL THE PRETTY BABES ARE TAKEN(?)

Life is never fair...

[Onimusha]

Ever wondered why...
- you are always on the wrong lane?
- you always get the junk ones?
- you always wake up on the wrong side of bed? and that;

- ALL THE PRETTY BABES ARE TAKEN(?)

Yeah, why?

[Kilroy]

Your're right, Life is never fair.

Ever wondered why...
- you are always on the wrong lane?
- you always get the junk ones?
- you always wake up on the wrong side of bed? and that;

- ALL THE PRETTY BABES ARE TAKEN(?)

Life is never fair...
Why? Because...
- we chose to be on the wrong lane
- we opt to keep the junk ones
- we always wake up late, and that...

WE'RE NOT FAST ENOUGH :lol:

[BIG]

LIFE is the EFFECT of an action.

[Roldan]

LIFE is the EFFECT of an action.
Husto!
Nu nasadut ka, awan igatang mo iti kanem a ta di ka met agtrabaho - malaksid nu congressman ka :lol:

[BeefPapaitan]

Your're right, Life is never fair.
- ALL THE PRETTY BABES ARE TAKEN(?)

Life is never fair...

I can relate to that! :cry: :cry: :cry:

[FlushedMX]

ALL THE PRETTY BABES ARE TAKEN ta "torpe" tayo nu dadduma :lol:

[Myrna]

ALL THE PRETTY BABES ARE TAKEN ta "torpe" tayo nu dadduma :lol:your right again FlushedMX

But... Life is how we make it...if u want a good life...work for it...
If you want to succeed...work for it
If you want to have a pretty babe?.....work for it!...lol

[Anakin Skywalker]

ALL THE PRETTY BABES ARE TAKEN ta "torpe" tayo nu dadduma :lol:your right again FlushedMX

But... Life is how we make it...if u want a good life...work for it...
If you want to succeed...work for it
If you want to have a pretty babe?.....work for it!...lol
I agree Myrna.
You must work (hard) for something you desire but let us not forget the fact that, some men doesn't have to work at all to have a pretty babe hhehe :)
And that makes life even more unfair - to those who work harder for a pretty babe :)

[gr8-one]

Kasla kenka Anakin?
You don't have to work at all :)

[FlushedMX]

Agpa-retoke ak to man ngarud bareng I don't have to work hard na :)

Ngem seriously speaking, may-mayat nu medyo agpakarigat ka nga mang-gun-od ta nasam-sam-it ti ballaigi. Di ba? :)

[Myrna]

Agpa-retoke ak to man ngarud bareng I don't have to work hard na :)

Ngem seriously speaking, may-mayat nu medyo agpakarigat ka nga mang-gun-od ta nasam-sam-it ti ballaigi. Di ba? :)Gosh... ur ryt again FlushedMX....as the saying goes......Easy come, easy go...lol

[BenLopez]

Su nu siak ti agarem uray madlaw ko nga kursunads nak met ibagak kenkuana;
"Parigaten nak wen?" :)

Seriously speaking, agree ak kenka Flushed ken kas tay kuna mon Myrna, Easy come, easy go! Kasla met ta kuwarta ket? Nu di mo nagbannugan nga kuna da, mayaw-yaw nga seguida.